tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12047376.post3337079352681529681..comments2023-10-18T09:24:06.238-05:00Comments on Stefanie Says: What's that? Haven't I ever heard of Dooce? Why no, in fact, it rings no bell.Stefaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10128238432671375399noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12047376.post-19649126187664460892008-10-08T22:12:00.000-05:002008-10-08T22:12:00.000-05:00Pants--Ha! See, this is actually a very solid reas...Pants--Ha! See, this is actually a very solid reason I originally chose meMarmony instead of one of the many sites where anyone and everyone can peruse the profiles. Who knows what my coworkers would say about the way I describe ME??<BR/><BR/>Steve--Don't be embarrassed. If it weren't funny, we wouldn't have all laughed at it. :-)<BR/><BR/>3Cs--I do indeed know that. If ever YOU want a place to guest post your "its" story, just let me know. ;-)<BR/><BR/>NPW--Indeed; those with delusions of grandeur are everywhere.<BR/><BR/>Flurrious--My favorite is when someone calls in with the explanation that they "can't leave the toilet." Um, thanks for that visual. Also, thanks for not coming in.<BR/><BR/>Jess--Indeed. Way better than "funbags," right?<BR/><BR/>Liz--You just reminded me that I forgot to mention this coworker's "stress relief" lotion, which smells so vile, it gives me a headache. There is something decidedly NOT stress-relieving about that!<BR/><BR/>Monkey--I can't wait either. You know, because it will mean she has LEFT.<BR/><BR/>Noelle--An HOUR late?? Um, can I have your job?<BR/><BR/>Lara--My other coworker pretty much loved it, too.<BR/><BR/>-R- and Alice--Oh, it was just a lot of twisting the truth in ways that would be amusing only if you knew her. She paints herself as this upbeat, constantly positive, athletic, justifiably confident person. I see her as none of these.<BR/><BR/>Courtney--I really should share that term with my other coworker... although I'd have to find a way to tell her about it without mentioning blog friends. :-)<BR/><BR/>Aaron--What can I say? Lilith's got great legs.Stefaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10128238432671375399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12047376.post-75211434105049628752008-10-07T18:22:00.000-05:002008-10-07T18:22:00.000-05:00People's lack of shame can be your gain, at least ...People's lack of shame can be your gain, at least from a comedic standpoint. Bonus points for dropping a Bebe Neuwirth ref. Pop culture is lacking them.Aaronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18264855858620478519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12047376.post-80348761082624425562008-10-07T17:29:00.000-05:002008-10-07T17:29:00.000-05:00Ew. She sounds awful. There's nothing worse than a...Ew. She sounds awful. There's nothing worse than a co-worker that makes you want to die, because then you want to die for eight hours per day.<BR/><BR/>Enjoy your peace without her, and when she comes back and starts to annoy you, just think of "sweater muffins." It makes me laugh.Courtneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05940936362201799176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12047376.post-7737792920398969262008-10-07T16:12:00.000-05:002008-10-07T16:12:00.000-05:00oh man. i love SO MUCH about this post. and may i...oh man. i love SO MUCH about this post. and may i also say that i love your disdain for this coworker? in fact, i'd be happy to hear more about her. i'm with -R-, let's have some lies and delusions!! :-)Alicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15287792370490363047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12047376.post-55364778068869436542008-10-07T14:24:00.000-05:002008-10-07T14:24:00.000-05:00I want to know more about the lies and delusions i...I want to know more about the lies and delusions in her profile!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12047376.post-33746079806608335902008-10-07T10:55:00.000-05:002008-10-07T10:55:00.000-05:00I really, REALLY love that you found her online da...I really, REALLY love that you found her online dating profile.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12047376.post-89404261847403594042008-10-07T09:45:00.001-05:002008-10-07T09:45:00.001-05:00he he Sweater Muffins. Oh the things I could say ...he he Sweater Muffins. <BR/><BR/>Oh the things I could say if I could write about my co-workers, who also take more than their share of the allotted vacation time. But I don't mind, I use it as a justification when I come in an hour late every day.Noellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11567505547323976582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12047376.post-76005411934297398632008-10-07T09:45:00.000-05:002008-10-07T09:45:00.000-05:00I think she is ripe for fodder and I h ave a feeli...I think she is ripe for fodder and I h ave a feeling this is going to get much, much worse before she leaves under mysterious, drawn-out circumstances. Which I cannot wait to hear about.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12047376.post-31925631492871654262008-10-07T09:28:00.000-05:002008-10-07T09:28:00.000-05:00My favorite co-worker ever (and this was many year...My favorite co-worker ever (and this was many years and several jobs ago) was a middle-aged woman who still thought she was pretty hot stuff, despite the fact that the combination of her chain smoker stench and the vast amounts of cheap perfume she bathed in to "cover" it left most of us unable to be in the same room with her. She was a pretty nice woman, despite all that, but I just couldn't sit near her, or my respiratory system would literally shut down.lizgwizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10907508137794025189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12047376.post-78094528550732050622008-10-07T08:46:00.000-05:002008-10-07T08:46:00.000-05:00Ugh. If I had to work with someone like that I wou...Ugh. If I had to work with someone like that I would want to kick her in the face. Also, the term "sweater muffins" is hilarious.Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15942269316108576622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12047376.post-48928770333748558502008-10-07T08:40:00.000-05:002008-10-07T08:40:00.000-05:00Ah, the mysterious medical malady. We have an ass...Ah, the mysterious medical malady. We have an assistant who has a lot of these. She never calls in sick, she calls in suffering from "gastrointestinal distress," or "pain management issues." It's all very serious.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12047376.post-88915319282521169462008-10-07T08:00:00.000-05:002008-10-07T08:00:00.000-05:00It's good to know that these people exist outside ...It's good to know that these people exist outside of an education job as well.shelleycoughlinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04356701520189971892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12047376.post-56795128441190395552008-10-07T07:35:00.000-05:002008-10-07T07:35:00.000-05:00Coworkers often make for the best blogging, as you...Coworkers often make for the best blogging, as you know that I know only too well. :)3carnationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15942247215569463561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12047376.post-79896162327465613272008-10-07T01:42:00.000-05:002008-10-07T01:42:00.000-05:00Woo! I got quoted! Sadly, not for something smar...Woo! I got quoted! Sadly, not for something smart or useful, but for something I thought was hilarious in 5th grade, and should be embarrassed to say that I still find funny now.stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16080222715917965784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12047376.post-1034973184740769212008-10-06T23:40:00.000-05:002008-10-06T23:40:00.000-05:00I worked with a guy who was the ultimate short-man...I worked with a guy who was the ultimate short-man tool. He was a know-it-all Napoleon complex who thought he was God's gift to women. (More like God's CURSE to women.)<BR/><BR/>I will always think fondly of the day a co-worker brought in a printed copy of his dating profile...with an introduction describing himself as an "International Man of Mystery." Which is exactly how most engineers are described, right?Maddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08265064473412574363noreply@blogger.com