It is December 5, and for some reason, only now did it occur to me to investigate whether all that superfluous November posting had managed to win me a prize. As you might imagine, it did not.
So no turkey painting to find a place for on my walls. No free psychic or Tarot card reading for me. No herbal tea sampler, sock monkey, gourmet jelly, or "I fuck like a girl" t-shirt will be making its way to my home.
On the up side, I have earned the right to place this lovely and festive banner here for all of you to admire. So there is that, anyway, I suppose.