Later

I'm off to Wisconsin for a few days, where I will undoubtedly consume three times my normal calorie intake while somehow managing to eat only one possibly real and proper meal all weekend (the rest of the calories, of course, being in the form of salted nuts, Chex mix, cookies and bars from my mother's co-workers, and hopefully not-yet-expired chips and snacks from my father's mystery snack cupboard). I've also planned large blocks of time for watching Dish Network, staring blankly into space, and answering various forms of the same question no less than three times each.

Whatever holiday(s) you celebrate, I hope they are happy. Catch you next week.