Actually, I identify more with a well-placed semi-colon

I've seen this quiz all over the dang place lately, but I was hesitant to be a joiner and take it because, frankly, I sleep alone, and I don't need to be reminded that a big chunk of the rest of the population doesn't. I don't need to see a line drawing assessment of the ideal pose for me and my honey because honey, it's just me in the bed.

Still, eventually I got curious (and bored), so I clicked the link. Turns out I'm a colon.

Find your own pose!

I'm going to assume that's colon as in punctuation and not colon as in large intestines because, well, even if neither makes a particular amount of sense, the latter is just a bit gross.

In any case, while I don't really grasp the relevance of most of the quirky questions in this quiz, I'm almost convinced Evany is onto something, because this? This is pretty much spot-on.

Colon Traits and Tendencies: The Colon is the chosen pose of individuals who, on their own, seem awkward or remote. They may be the sort who responds to telephone messages with email, or spends their lunchtimes quietly pedometer-walking in lieu of socializing with coworkers. But when a Colonist finds its mate, together they acquire a grace and ease that surprises friends and family.

In addition, I do, incidentally, often curl up much like the lady on the left in that picture, but I had no idea it said something about me as a person. Seriously, this is a little creepy. I'm starting to wonder again if I'm being watched.