Where the hell does one find a muddler? I mean, in what actual store that is conveniently located near my home or work, not through which online vendor who will charge me ridiculous sums of money just to get my muddler here by Saturday?
Honestly, if the Mojito is the new Cosmo, shouldn't the usual merchants* have the necessary wares??
* By "usual merchants," I of course mean Target, though I did check the gadget aisle at two grocery stores, a liquor store, and (gasp!) Wal-Mart as well. (I hate it when I resort to going in that place and then they don't even have what I need. Argh.)
P.S. Please don't make me go to Williams-Sonoma. They know I don't belong there, and they can smell my fear.