Tuesday, May 20, 2008

It may be time for a helmet and safety goggles

Clearly I should start wearing protective gear as I go about my daily life. Now that my left thigh and knee have finally stopped hurting from my bathroom-cleaning mishap, I just for some reason decided to walk directly into the wooden arm of the "visitor" chair beside my desk with my other (previously good) knee.

Me: Ow! WHY don't I have any depth perception?!?
Nearby co-worker: Open your other eye.

This just in, buddy: Nobody likes a wiseguy.

Also, why don't I have a post category yet for all of the stupid ways in which I hurt myself? Obviously that's an oversight that had to be remedied eventually.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry you hurt yourself again, but "open your other eye" is comic genius. I've just giggled about that for a solid three minutes!

Courtney said...

It's a label about a label! Hee.

shelleycoughlin said...

I think you and I might have the same problem going on- do you think it could be contagious? Chris has been teasing me about being super clumsy lately. It is NOT FUN.

Aaron said...

Have you considered adopting a bubble wrap wardrobe? It just might save your life.

Mariposa said...

Ouch...sorry!

Maddie said...

I should have been born with a warning label is perfect. I need one, too.

Anonymous said...

I walk into my visitor chair all the time! Luckily I am short enough that it would be hard to hit the armrest with my knee.

Anonymous said...

You might need to come with a warning label, but then you need to remember to read your warning label!

lizgwiz said...

I'm thinking the next blog contest anyone runs should be for "injury acquired in the stupidest way." I know WE could both be strong competitors!

Mickey said...

Nobody likes a wise guy? Somebody should have told me this sooner.

Mair said...

I used to have a visitor chair! Now no longer. *sniffle*