Clearly I should start wearing protective gear as I go about my daily life. Now that my left thigh and knee have finally stopped hurting from my bathroom-cleaning mishap, I just for some reason decided to walk directly into the wooden arm of the "visitor" chair beside my desk with my other (previously
good) knee.
Me: Ow! WHY don't I have any depth perception?!?
Nearby co-worker: Open your other eye.
This just in, buddy: Nobody likes a wiseguy.
Also, why don't I have a post category yet for all of the stupid ways in which I hurt myself? Obviously that's an oversight that had to be remedied eventually.
11 comments:
I'm sorry you hurt yourself again, but "open your other eye" is comic genius. I've just giggled about that for a solid three minutes!
It's a label about a label! Hee.
I think you and I might have the same problem going on- do you think it could be contagious? Chris has been teasing me about being super clumsy lately. It is NOT FUN.
Have you considered adopting a bubble wrap wardrobe? It just might save your life.
Ouch...sorry!
I should have been born with a warning label is perfect. I need one, too.
I walk into my visitor chair all the time! Luckily I am short enough that it would be hard to hit the armrest with my knee.
You might need to come with a warning label, but then you need to remember to read your warning label!
I'm thinking the next blog contest anyone runs should be for "injury acquired in the stupidest way." I know WE could both be strong competitors!
Nobody likes a wise guy? Somebody should have told me this sooner.
I used to have a visitor chair! Now no longer. *sniffle*
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