Five things I've never done
- Been to Asia.
- Gone on a date with Michael Vartan. (What? It could happen.)
- Tried any illicit drugs. Well, except pot. Does pot count? I mean, wait. Never mind. Just kidding. I have never tried pot. Of course I haven't.
- Done anything with a boy (or girl) that has a name I would have had to look up here. Or hell, even here.
- Stayed awake for the duration of The Godfather. (Oh, just settle down now. Is that really all that heinous a crime?)
If we were actually playing "I Never," I doubt this list would be long enough to get even the lightest of lightweights any sort of buzz. If anyone actually drank on number 2, however, I will buy you a drink myself. (And then I will want to hear all about it.)