Five things I've never done
- Been to Asia.
- Gone on a date with Michael Vartan. (What? It could happen.)
- Tried any illicit drugs. Well, except pot. Does pot count? I mean, wait. Never mind. Just kidding. I have never tried pot. Of course I haven't.
- Done anything with a boy (or girl) that has a name I would have had to look up here. Or hell, even here.
- Stayed awake for the duration of The Godfather. (Oh, just settle down now. Is that really all that heinous a crime?)
If we were actually playing "I Never," I doubt this list would be long enough to get even the lightest of lightweights any sort of buzz. If anyone actually drank on number 2, however, I will buy you a drink myself. (And then I will want to hear all about it.)
5 comments:
At first when I read this, I thought you meant that you didn't have to look up the person's name in the urban dictionary or wikipedia. And this is despite the fact that I am completely sober after reading your list. Although, dang it, I wish I had to drink for the second one.
I watched the Godfather. I also watched Godfather 2 and 3. You can thank my husband for that...
I will likely steal this list next Thursday.
R--Ooh. Good point. I guess that wasn't written all that clearly. Technically (being an English major dork here), if I meant the boy's or girl's name, I would have said "WHO has a name" rather than "THAT has a name," but I shouldn't expect that just using the proper pronoun avoided any confusion. Glad you figured it out. :-)
3c--Wow; all three of them? Even the ex-boyfriend who made me watch the first one (or, made me watch the part I saw before I fell asleep) told me I could skip #3 and not be missing anything.
And steal away! -R- started it, and I'm sure she won't mind, right?
I hope you realize that my comment was intended as I'm so dumb for not understanding your sentence and not a criticism of your grammar skillz. (Yes, with a z.)
I've never tried any illicit drugs (pot or otherwise) that weren't expressly prescribed to me by a doctor.
It's easy to fall asleep to The Godfather, it keeps playing that theme song over and over and over again!
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