I Never

I'd like to thank -R- for giving me a topic for this week's list. Without her, I may have been forced to tell you all more about my weird-ass dreams or perhaps list five run-of-the-mill obscenities I growled at other drivers on my way to work this morning or five snacks I would really enjoy right now. Instead, I'm doing a round of "I Never," a game that, unlike -R-, I have played before (back in college, when there were actually a hell of a lot more things that I hadn't yet done; I've always been a late bloomer, after all).


Five things I've never done

1. Been to Asia.
   
   
2. Gone on a date with Michael Vartan. (What? It could happen.)
   
   
3. Tried any illicit drugs. Well, except pot. Does pot count? I mean, wait. Never mind. Just kidding. I have never tried pot. Of course I haven't.
   
   
4. Done anything with a boy (or girl) that has a name I would have had to look up here. Or hell, even here.
   
   
5. Stayed awake for the duration of The Godfather. (Oh, just settle down now. Is that really all that heinous a crime?)

If we were actually playing "I Never," I doubt this list would be long enough to get even the lightest of lightweights any sort of buzz. If anyone actually drank on number 2, however, I will buy you a drink myself. (And then I will want to hear all about it.)