I had fully intended to write some semblance of a real and proper post tonight. I very much hope I motivate myself to do so. Because this? This cannot stay in top-position for too long.
I present... my unfortunately unattractive soul mate, as envisioned by Poppy, who I had no idea had it in for me in any way. Rendering inspired by Metalia, in the comments on that interview post.
Come on, ladies... don't you want a piece of that?